Many years ago, the King and Queen of a far off kingdom were blessed with a baby girl with long, magical, downstairs hair.

One day the jealous witch Mother Fu*ker kidnapped the child and locked her in a tower; selfishly squandering her merkin magic for herself. With the help of local hairdresser Dame Fanny Follicle, her thick as fu*k son Dipsh*t, the dashing Prince Ride-her and the Hairy Fairy Dandruff, will Rapornzel ever come out?

Find out in this HAIR-larious fairytale pantomime strictly for grown-ups! Over 18s ONLY.

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